For whiskey bars & cigar lounges

Someone searched for you last Saturday. Did they find you?

Someone searched for a whiskey bar, your site took too long to load, and they walked into the place down the street instead. You'll never know it happened — unless someone's watching.

Free forever for 1 page report per month • Set up in 2 minutes • No website knowledge needed

What you don't know

Every empty seat is a table your website could have filled.

Website problems don't announce themselves. They just quietly send potential customers somewhere else.

Your cocktail menu takes 7 seconds to load on a phone

Most people searching for a bar on a Friday night are on their phone, standing outside deciding where to go. A slow menu page is a closed door.

Your events page is showing last month's lineup

A private hire enquiry for your barrel room, a group booking for your tasting night — gone, because someone thought you weren't running events anymore.

You're not showing up when people search nearby

"Whiskey bar open now" — if your site isn't optimised for local search, the answer isn't you. We find every reason Google might be ranking you lower than you deserve.

What we do about it

We watch your site. We tell you exactly what's wrong — and what to do.

Every week you get one email. Not a dashboard full of metrics. Not a list of technical scores. Just the things that are actually affecting your business, explained in plain English, with clear next steps — and for the most common fixes, a button that does it for you.

  • We check your key pages, every day

    Not just your homepage. Your menu, your events, your private hire enquiry form — every night, with background sweeps checking the rest as capacity allows.

  • We alert you the moment something goes down

    If your site stops responding — at 10 PM on a Friday — you get an email within minutes, not the next morning.

  • We tell you what's wrong in plain English

    Not "your LCP is 4.2 seconds." More like: "your cocktail menu photos are slowing down your site — here's how to fix it."

  • We make the fix as easy as possible

    For the most common problems, we've built the fix right into the report. Oversized images, for example — we compress them for you, you just download and replace.

From: Bloomlight

Subject: Your site health this week — The Barrel Room

Good morning. One thing needs your attention this week.

● Needs fixing ⏱ minute

Your cocktail menu photos are too large

They're taking about 6 seconds to load on a mobile connection. We've already optimised them — download the compressed versions below and replace the originals. Quality looks identical.

✓ Optimised images ready to download
○ All good

Site uptime: 100% · No broken links · Events page loading normally

Next report: Monday. — Bloomlight

Key pages. Every night.

We don't just check your homepage and call it done.

We crawl your whole site, check your key pages every night, and sweep the rest as capacity allows.

Home Cocktail Menu Whiskey List Cigar Menu Events Private Hire About Contact Book a Table Gift Vouchers + any others we find

Stop wondering if your site is working for you.

Free forever for one page. Takes two minutes to set up. You'll get your first report in a matter of minutes — and if we don't find anything wrong, you'll know that too.